You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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