So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Bring me that man meat
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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