I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i think i have herpe
just one?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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