Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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