All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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