in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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