So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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