Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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