I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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