Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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