i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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