where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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