that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just tell him i said nine months
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
