Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wish i was in the wii world.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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