id be glad to
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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