No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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