you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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