the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
