I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
a search helicopter?!
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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