youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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