8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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