Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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