Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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