Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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