i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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