Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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