I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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