She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
