Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
People with herpes should wear stickers.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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