You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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