what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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