i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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