shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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