a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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