You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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