During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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