If i come over, it means nothing
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Randomize
