My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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