Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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