At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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