But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we made out on top of his cat.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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