try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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