Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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