god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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