I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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