I heard we made out
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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