But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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