just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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