Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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