at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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