Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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