i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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