god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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