In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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