I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Two words: nipple clamps
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